Coalition of Itan [ITAN]

Public => Recruiting => Topic started by: Corvus News Attorney on April 05, 2007, 09:11:58 pm

Title: Notice of Summary Judgement
Post by: Corvus News Attorney on April 05, 2007, 09:11:58 pm
To: The Coalition of [ITAN]
From: Lead Counsel, Corvus News Networks
Re: Recent Judgement against you in Corvus Circuit Court

Notice of Summary Judgement

Due to your non-appearance before the court on April 1, 2007, the Judge in this case has hereby ordered you to promptly pay the $42 million judgement against you that was brought by the Corvus News Corporation.

I look forward to receiving your check. My client assures me that their reporter is still traumatized by your Lieutenant's lack of skill which caused the situation to develop.

If payment is not received within 15 days, we reserve right to employ any and all Corvus collection agencies to collect this debt. Any information obtained will be used to assist in the collection of this debt.

Very sincerely,

Corvus News Network Legal Department.
Title: Re: Notice of Summary Judgement
Post by: LeberMac on April 05, 2007, 09:36:34 pm
Oh... was THAT all that paperwork I threw away last week?

Crap. I thought it was junk mail from Corvus. Ever since I rented that porn from Sedina, I'm on all the lists...
Title: Re: Notice of Summary Judgement
Post by: spidey on April 05, 2007, 09:53:50 pm
ROFL ;D  lol
Title: Re: Notice of Summary Judgement
Post by: MR. Bean on April 05, 2007, 10:54:28 pm
screw you corvus!

SMITE!
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SMITE!
Title: Re: Notice of Summary Judgement
Post by: spidey on April 06, 2007, 01:16:08 am
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Title: Re: Notice of Summary Judgement
Post by: Harpo on April 06, 2007, 02:13:35 pm
We missed the court date by over 2,000 years...
Title: Re: Notice of Summary Judgement
Post by: spidey on April 07, 2007, 02:10:59 pm
woops the dude that took care of the calender must have died in the year 2058

:P
Title: Re: Notice of Summary Judgement
Post by: Arianna Shadowhawke on December 17, 2013, 11:18:11 am
Imagine the intrest accrual on that collection action....
Title: Re: Notice of Summary Judgement
Post by: Estrian on December 17, 2013, 09:01:57 pm
holy shit thread necro.
Title: Re: Notice of Summary Judgement
Post by: Arianna Shadowhawke on December 17, 2013, 10:43:37 pm
lol..never see enough of ya guys in game yet so I started looking at all the old posts...when I saw this one I couldn't help remarking on the intrest for 45mil over 2000 yrs. :-)
Title: Re: Notice of Summary Judgement
Post by: Harpo on December 18, 2013, 12:18:25 pm
That's why we stopped letting LeberMac take young girls for rides.